G’Day and Happy Valentines Day! As some of you may have noticed, some cannabis strains can affect your sex drive or enhance your sexual experience. Today we are going to focus on some of these “love” strains as well as some of the products we carry in our beautiful store. Let me break down your inhibitions like a bull in a china shop!
Top “love” Strains:
Granddaddy Purple: Thanks to its arousing combo of cerebral euphoria and a relaxing high, getting aroused after a hit or two of this indica is basically guaranteed, which leads me to say Granddaddy Purple is basically purple Viagra. Generally used to relieve pain, stress, insomnia, and muscle spasms, those effects come together in the sack to lower inhibitions and make everything feel incredible, making for some of the best sex you’ll literally ever have.
Sour Diesel: If you’re more of the “let’s bang like rabbits” type, this is the sticky icky of your weed-fueled dreams. With “energizing, dreamy cerebral effects,” this sativa dominant hybrid floods you with an energetic and insatiable lusty desire, and makes every touch feel as if you’re being kissed by an angel.
Ultimate Trainwreck: For times you really want to get to cloud nine and send your noggin on a trip to a different dimension, I recommend Ultimate Trainwreck. This high THC sativa will obliterate your mental clarity, but in a good way, while arousing your creativity and your nether regions. Good stuff, my friends. If you and your special “friend” are down to get freakier than usual (hello, kink) but are just a tad apprehensive, a little bit of this weed will melt away your inhibitions and shyness into sweet, sweet nothing. Just a few hits of this grass and your rocket will be ready for takeoff.
Strawberry Cough: As the name implies, this is some of that real real that will make you cough up a lung even if you’ve been smoking the dankest broccoli for years, which isn’t a bad thing. I heard through the grapevine that coughing gets you higher, so there’s that. Strawberry Cough is a potent sativa blend, giving you a relaxing, tingly body high, while the cerebral, uplifting effects slap a smile on your face without rendering you a vegetable. Want to have happy, tingly sex that even Snoop would approve of? Get lit with a bowl of this.
Cherry Diesel: If you want to get faded but still have enough energy to have incredible sex for hours, this is the herb for you. Providing an instant energy boost, this sativa will make you euphoric and lively, and will definitely make you want to take your pants off and get weird. And likewise, she’ll want to take her pants off and get weird, too. Everybody wins.
Now that we’ve shared some top “love” strains, let’s spice things up a bit and move on to the sexy infused products that will take your sex to the next level!
PEARL 2o: This cannabis infused water lets you take infused edibles to the next level. You can pour a single serving into any drink or food of your choice and enjoy the high. Whether you infusing chocolate for chocolate dipped fruit or adding it to a cocktail, your options are limitless!
BOND: Cannabis infused lube. Although this product is NOT safe for use with latex, this canna-lube is amazing! It heightens ALL pleasure sensations. This product is geared more towards women. When applied to her G-Spot 20 min before play, BOND will heighten her pleasure, making good sex better! Not just for couples, BOND is great for solo play too!
VELVET SWING: This Condom and Latex safe lube will take your sex to the next level. This product is for everybody, with rave reviews of longer intimate sessions and more powerful climaxes this is sure to be a hit for everyone involved. Not to mention the added psychoactive high that you can get when use anally, due to the THC directly entering the bloodstream. This effect is not achieved when used vaginally.
INFUSED EDIBLES: What comes to mind when you think valentines day gifts? Flowers, lingerie, romantic dinner, sex or chocolates are a few things. Well we carry a large selection of infused candy and chocolates. Infused chocolates can be very intimate with a little creativity, *wink wink*.
MASSAGE OILS & LOTIONS: Whether you looking for THC or CBD we have you covered. We carry a large selection of infused massage oils and lotions for your sexy night in. Who doesn’t enjoy the sensual touch and pleasure of caressing a body?
As always, please consume responsibly!
Warning: This product has intoxicating effects and may be habit forming. Smoking is hazardous to your health. There may be health risks associated with consumption of this product. Should not be used by women that are pregnant or breastfeeding. For use only by adults twenty-one and older. Keep out of reach of children. Marijuana can impair concentration, coordination, and judgment. Do not operate a vehicle or machinery under the influence of this drug. Ask your sales associate for more details.